You Know Who You Are

Flat tires, fire ants, phone solicitation

We think of you with dread anticipation

Slapstick, turtle sex, tomato jello aspic

You’re as funny as worn-out elastic

Nightmare, pickled-pigs feet, IRS

We’d be pleased if you forgot our address

Queen bees, arthritic knees, balding pates

Remember, everything gets replaced

Root canals, bus exhaust, gelatinous Spam

Must we repeat it once again?

Charley-horses, mother-in-laws, old retriever bones

We’d be happier if you just left us alone

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